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well, you know I love your smile, honey, but your hair looks like an animal crawled up on top of your head and died

why don't you post that ImClone Christmas photo? hoo hooey

David, here...I'll see if I can help:

1. Right click on the photo.
2. Select 'Properties' at the bottom.
3. Highlight the URL next to 'Address: (URL)'.
4. Right click on it and select 'Copy'.
5. Go to the Versifier main page and click on
'My Control Center' (it's in little letters
right under the moderators' names near the top).
6. Click on 'Edit Profile'.
7. Right click in the field under 'My Photo'.
8. Select 'Paste' (make sure the 'Private' box
is not checked off).
9. Go down to the bottom and click 'Save Changes'.
10. Put your hands behind your head and prop your
feet up in satisfaction, content that all the hot
poetesses who frequent the Versifier may now behold
you in all your glory beneath your name each time
you post, thanks to your old pal, Smikes.
11. Send Smikes a considerable 'Helper's Fee'.
About five grand ought to do the trick.
12. Write a song called 'I Likes to Be Likes Smikes'
and sing it every time something good happens to you.
13. Be sure to tell all your children, their children,
their children's children, and their children's
children's children's children (if you're still alive)
that should they ever need help, Smikes is the one
to call...well, Jesus first, then Smikes.
14. Build a shrine to Smikes in your basement.
15. Write Smikes into your will.
16. Get a tattoo of Smikes on your left butt cheek.
17. Be sure your family knows to name their first born
male child 'Smikes' for at least the next six generations.
18. Also be sure to have engraved on your tombstone,
RIP: "Dave, beloved beneficiary of Smikes."
19. Do not buy a blow-up doll and paste a picture of Smikes'
face to it. That's just wrong.
20. Have fun writing poetry here, and I'll see you around.

- Smikes